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| | | earth. So, if a meteor ever comes | | popular? |
| | | hurtling towards earth with the | | |
| | | guarantee of destruction, top scientists | | A father is always making his baby into |
| | | may call on us to, well, you know, do it | | a little woman. And when she is a |
| | | like crazy for the sake of humankind. | | woman he turns her back again. |
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| | | By working faithfully eight hours a day | | Whenever it is possible, a boy should |
| | | you may eventually get to be boss and | | choose some occupation which he |
| | | work twelve hours a day. | | should do even if he did not need the |
| | | | | money. |
| | | Who, being loved, is poor? | | |
| | | | | My alphabet starts with this letter called |
| | | Spend the afternoon. You can't take it | | yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell |
| | | with you. | | yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of |
| | | | | surprised what there is to be found |
| | | There's nothing to match curling up with | | once you go beyond 'Z' and start |
| | | a good book when there's a repair job | | poking around! |
| | | to be done around the house. | | |
| | | | | Sleep, riches, and health to be truly |
| | | Before I met my husband, I'd never | | enjoyed must be interrupted. |
| | | fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few | | |
| | | times. | | I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 |
| | | | | Celsius. |
| | | Don't play too much golf. Two rounds | | |
| | | a day are plenty. | | Thanks to modern medical advances |
| | | | | such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and |
| | | A baseball game is twice as much fun if | | Diet Coke, it has become routine for |
| | | you're seeing it on the company's time. | | people in the civilized world to pass the |
| | | | | age of 40, sometimes more than once. |
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| | | The number one sign you have nothing | | The most I can do for my friend is |
| | | to do at work: The 4th Division of | | simply be his friend. |
| | | Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin | | |
| | | Infantry and General White-Out has | | It's so great to find that one special |
| Somerset GiftsBaskets | | called for a new skirmish. | | person you want to annoy for the rest of |
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| | | | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. | | second base down to home and set |
| | | | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | If people concentrated on the really | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | important things in life, there'd be a | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | shortage of fishing poles. | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | | | the game and start all over again. |
| | | A retired husband is often a wife's | | |
| | | full-time job. | | Don't be afraid to take a big step if one |
| | | | | is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in |
| | | highest salaried jobs... since the | | |
| | | payment is pure love. | | |
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