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| Covington GiftsBaskets | | There's nothing to match curling up with | | The language of friendship is not |
| Florence GiftsBaskets | | a good book when there's a repair job | | words but meanings. |
| Fort Mitchell GiftsBaskets | | to be done around the house. | | |
| Fort Wright GiftsBaskets | | | | There are no shortcuts to any place |
| Hebron GiftsBaskets | | A perfect summer day is when the sun | | worth going. |
| Newport GiftsBaskets | | is shining, the breeze is blowing, the | | |
| Richwood GiftsBaskets | | birds are singing, and the lawn mower | | I don't care how poor a man is; if he has |
| Walton GiftsBaskets | | is broken. | | family, he's rich. |
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| | | People are living longer than ever | | If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If |
| | | before, a phenomenon undoubtedly | | you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If |
| | | made necessary by the 30-year | | you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you |
| | | mortgage. | | need to be happy, I'll be your smile. |
| | | | | But anytime you need a friend, I'll just |
| | | You can always tell a real friend: when | | be me. |
| | | you've made a fool of yourself he | | |
| | | doesn't feel you've done a permanent | | By working faithfully eight hours a day |
| | | job. | | you may eventually get to be boss and |
| | | | | work twelve hours a day. |
| | | Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly | | |
| | | so. | | Children are one third of our population |
| | | | | and all of our future. |
| | | Biology is the least of what makes | | |
| | | someone a mother. | | Excellence is not a skill. It is an |
| | | | | attitude. |
| | | Love is like dew that falls on both | | |
| | | nettles and lilies. | | Love is the thing that enables a woman |
| | | | | to sing while she mops up the floor after |
| | | The fellow that owns his own home is | | her husband has walked across it in his |
| | | always just coming out of a hardware | | barn boots. |
| | | store. | | |
| | | | | Friends can be said to "fall in like" with |
| | | Mothers are fonder than fathers of their | | as profound a thud as romantic |
| | | children because they are more certain | | partners fall in love. |
| | | they are their own. | | |
| Manchester GiftsBaskets | | | | Fatherhood is pretending the present |
| Paducah GiftsBaskets | | Love is only a dirty trick played on us to | | you love most is soap-on-a-rope. |
| Morehead GiftsBaskets | | achieve continuation of the species. | | |
| Paducah GiftsBaskets | | | | If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you |
| | | Who, being loved, is poor? | | will be fired with enthusiasm. |
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| | | Love is the magician that pulls man out | | Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of |
| | | of his own hat. | | your life. |
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| | | One only needs two tools in life: | | What we are is God's gift to us. What |
| | | WD-40 to make things go, and duck | | we become is our gift to God. |
| | | tape to make them stop. | | |
| | | | | A professor is someone who talks in |
| | | The most important things are the | | someone else's sleep. |
| | | diminish them. | | |
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