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| Georgetown GiftsBaskets | | Gravitation is not responsible for | | Birthdays are good for you. Statistics |
| Nicholasville GiftsBaskets | | people falling in love. | | show that the people who have the |
| Paris GiftsBaskets | | | | most live the longest. |
| Versailles GiftsBaskets | | Are we not like two volumes of one | | |
| Winchester GiftsBaskets | | book? | | Constant use will not wear ragged the |
| | | | | fabric of friendship. |
| | | Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. | | |
| | | "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" | | A true friend never gets in your way |
| | | "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's | | unless you happen to be going down. |
| | | paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you." | | |
| | | | | Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible |
| | | It is the will of God and Nature that | | comfort of feeling safe with a person, |
| | | these mortal bodies be laid aside, | | having neither to weigh thoughts nor |
| | | when the soul is to enter into real life; | | measure words, but pouring them all |
| | | 'tis rather an embrio state, a | | out, just as they are, chaff and grain |
| | | preparation for living; a man is not | | together, certain that a faithful hand will |
| | | completely born until he be dead: Why | | take and sift them, keep what is worth |
| | | then should we grieve that a new child | | keeping, and with a breath of kindness |
| | | is born among the immortals? | | blow the rest away. |
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| | | Each day of our lives we make | | Commencement speeches were |
| | | deposits in the memory banks of our | | invented largely in the belief that |
| | | children. | | outgoing college students should |
| | | | | never be released into the world until |
| | | When a man retires, his wife gets twice | | they have been properly sedated. |
| | | the husband but only half the income. | | |
| | | | | A birthday is just the first day of another |
| | | There's never enough time to do all the | | 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy |
| | | nothing you want. | | the trip. |
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| | | Grow old with me! The best is yet to | | Love is not the dying moan of a distant |
| | | be. | | violin - it's the triumphant twang of a |
| | | | | bedspring. |
| | | If I had a single flower for every time I | | |
| | | think about you, I could walk forever in | | Academe, n.: An ancient school where |
| Somerset GiftsBaskets | | my garden. | | morality and philosophy were taught. |
| Paducah GiftsBaskets | | | | Academy, n.: A modern school where |
| Monticello GiftsBaskets | | Setting a good example for your | | football is taught. |
| Lexington GiftsBaskets | | children takes all the fun out of middle | | |
| | | age. | | If you had to identify, in one word, the |
| | | | | reason why the human race has not |
| | | Falling in love is so hard on the knees. | | achieved, and never will achieve, its |
| | | | | full potential, that word would be |
| | | The goal of all civilization, all religious | | "meetings." |
| | | thought, and all that sort of thing is | | |
| | | simply to have a good time. But man | | Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. |
| | | gets so solemn over the process that | | |
| | | he forgets the end. | | A baby is God's opinion that the world |
| | | | | should go on. |
| | | the same house. | | |
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