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| Winchester GiftsBaskets | | Mother love is the fuel that enables a | | I wonder why you can always read a |
| | | normal human being to do the | | doctor's bill and you can never read |
| | | impossible. | | his prescription. |
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| | | I love being married. It's so great to | | Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, |
| | | find that one special person you want | | you'll land among the stars. |
| | | to annoy for the rest of your life. | | |
| | | | | Spouse: someone who'll stand by you |
| | | A mother is a person who seeing there | | through all the trouble you wouldn't |
| | | are only four pieces of pie for five | | have had if you'd stayed single. |
| | | people, promptly announces she | | |
| | | never did care for pie. | | Babies are always more trouble than |
| | | | | you thought - and more wonderful. |
| | | Anyone can be passionate, but it takes | | |
| | | real lovers to be silly. | | If nature had arranged that husbands |
| | | | | and wives should have children |
| | | The moment a child is born, the mother | | alternatively, there would never be |
| | | is also born. She never existed before. | | more than three in a family. |
| | | The woman existed, but the mother, | | |
| | | never. A mother is something | | The purpose of a liberal education is to |
| | | absolutely new. | | make you philosophical enough to |
| | | | | accept the fact that you will never make |
| | | Don't play too much golf. Two rounds | | much money. |
| | | a day are plenty. | | |
| | | | | The advantage of a classical |
| | | Each day of our lives we make | | education is that it enables you to |
| | | deposits in the memory banks of our | | despise the wealth that it prevents you |
| | | children. | | from achieving. |
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| | | If I had a single flower for every time I | | You cannot help but learn more as you |
| | | think about you, I could walk forever in | | take the world into your hands. Take it |
| | | my garden. | | up reverently, for it is an old piece of |
| | | | | clay, with millions of thumbprints on it. |
| | | I am thankful for the mess to clean after | | |
| | | a party because it means I have been | | The first sign of maturity is the |
| Ashland GiftsBaskets | | surrounded by friends. | | discovery that the volume knob also |
| Mount Sterling GiftsBaskets | | | | turns to the left. |
| Frankfort GiftsBaskets | | A stiff apology is a second insult.... The | | |
| Somerset GiftsBaskets | | injured party does not want to be | | Commencement speeches were |
| | | compensated because he has been | | invented largely in the belief that |
| | | wronged; he wants to be healed | | outgoing college students should |
| | | because he has been hurt. | | never be released into the world until |
| | | | | they have been properly sedated. |
| | | We are not the same persons this year | | |
| | | as last; nor are those we love. It is a | | You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 |
| | | happy chance if we, changing, continue | | years experience. |
| | | to love a changed person. | | |
| | | | | You can always tell a real friend; when |
| | | The world is round and the place which | | you've made a fool of yourself he |
| | | only the beginning. | | job. |
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