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| Elizabethtown GiftsBaskets | | Now the thing about having a baby - | | You are only young once, but you can |
| | | and I can't be the first person to have | | stay immature indefinitely. |
| | | noticed this - is that thereafter you have | | |
| | | it. | | If you feel that you have both feet |
| | | | | planted on level ground, then the |
| | | I keep coming back to you in my head, | | university has failed you. |
| | | but you couldn't know that, and I have | | |
| | | no carbons. | | The simplest toy, one which even the |
| | | | | youngest child can operate, is called a |
| | | A suburban mother's role is to deliver | | grandparent. |
| | | children obstetrically once, and by car | | |
| | | forever after. | | Of course there's a lot of knowledge in |
| | | | | universities: the freshmen bring a little |
| | | It's really the cat's house - we just pay | | in; the seniors don't take much away, |
| | | the mortgage. | | so knowledge sort of accumulates. |
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| | | Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille | | Even when freshly washed and |
| | | weren't so damned much fun. | | relieved of all obvious confections, |
| | | | | children tend to be sticky. |
| | | Women's Liberation is just a lot of | | |
| | | foolishness. It's the men who are | | Before I got married I had six theories |
| | | discriminated against. They can't bear | | about bringing up children; now I have |
| | | children. And no one's likely to do | | six children and no theories. |
| | | anything about that. | | |
| | | | | I learned a long time ago that minor |
| | | Love is metaphysical gravity. | | surgery is when they do the operation |
| | | | | on someone else, not you. |
| | | A Freudian slip is when you say one | | |
| | | thing but mean your mother. | | It is not flesh and blood but the heart |
| | | | | which makes us fathers and sons. |
| | | It is the will of God and Nature that | | |
| | | these mortal bodies be laid aside, | | In the business world, everyone is paid |
| | | when the soul is to enter into real life; | | in two coins: cash and experience. |
| | | 'tis rather an embrio state, a | | Take the experience first; the cash will |
| | | preparation for living; a man is not | | come later. |
| Henderson GiftsBaskets | | completely born until he be dead: Why | | |
| Morehead GiftsBaskets | | then should we grieve that a new child | | Commencement speeches were |
| Owensboro GiftsBaskets | | is born among the immortals? | | invented largely in the belief that |
| Ashland GiftsBaskets | | | | outgoing college students should |
| Elizabethtown GiftsBaskets | | We are all a little weird and life's a little | | never be released into the world until |
| Louisville GiftsBaskets | | weird, and when we find someone | | they have been properly sedated. |
| | | whose weirdness is compatible with | | |
| | | ours, we join up with them and fall in | | If at first you don't succeed, do it like |
| | | mutual weirdness and call it love. | | your mother told you. |
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| | | At the touch of love, everyone | | It is not the mountain we conquer but |
| | | becomes a poet. | | ourselves. |
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| | | God understands our prayers even | | The best leader is the one who has |
| | | them. | | what he wants done, and self-restraint |
| | | | | enough to keep from meddling with |
| | | | | them while they do it. |
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